Hello! You look lovely this morning. I love those shoes. A bit of polish wouldn’t go a miss, but they suit you in a slightly scuffed way. Anyway, following on from last week’s smile theme, I thought I’d start with something else nice and light before we get into politics and reasons why George Osborne can shove his budget up his bum.
So. Do the following.
1. Go to Google
2. search “Top 50 most popular women on the web”
3. Open the first link
4. Check out number 7 in their chart
Hope your week gets off to a good start, Dear Reader. Assuming you haven’t got a budget stuck up your arse of course.